Pizza Gun
A weekly comic strip written by Jacob Mercy and drawn by me.
Here are some highlights. You can read much more at pizzagun.com.
A weekly comic strip written by Jacob Mercy and drawn by me.
Here are some highlights. You can read much more at pizzagun.com.
"take THAT, traditional heteronormative phallogocentric gender roles!"
"Rejected titles: The Bro'd | Mad Daps - Beyond Chunderdome | How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Beer Bong | A Boy and His Dawg | The (keg) Stand | Vitaminwaterworld"
"I hope you guys don't mind if my cousin Big Bird stays with us awhile; he's seven feet tall and needs to consume his weight in bird seed every day. Oh just a heads up my cousin has the mental capacity of a five-year-old and he WILL absolutely kick you to death with his powerful legs if you startle him."
"TEACH THE CONTROVERSY"
"PIZZAGUN.COM: still producing content faster than
George R. R. Martin"
"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK"
"seriously how did you even catch me"
"Magic realism is a genre where magic elements are a natural part in an otherwise mundane, realistic environment. Although it is most commonly used as a literary genre, magic realism also applies to film and the visual farts [citation needed]"
"Pete is really more of a dog person."
"RULE, BATMANNIA! BATMANNIA RULES THE WAVES!"
"why did i listen to you?! you've been divorced twelve times!"
"not doing a caption today. too much effort."
"By the way, you got a real bad turtle problem down there."
"Oh sure, Scott. And I guess it was this same raccoon that stole your yogurt last week?"